{"id":11045,"date":"2009-02-21T20:05:26","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T18:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curaj.net\/?p=11045"},"modified":"2009-02-22T15:42:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T13:42:14","slug":"glumetul-verde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/?p=11045","title":{"rendered":"\u015eugub\u0103\u0163ul verde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gre\u015fi\u0163i atunci c\u00e2nd v\u0103 imagina\u0163i c\u0103 candida\u0163ii la fotoliile parlamentare din RM sunt lipsi\u0163i de sim\u0163ul umorului. \u00cel au aproape to\u0163i, \u00eentr-o m\u0103sur\u0103 mai mare sau mai mic\u0103. Totu\u015fi, cel mai \u00eenzestrat dintre ei e Vlad Filat, care obi\u015fnuie\u015fte s\u0103 glumeac\u0103 foarte original cu extrase din bancul s\u0103u preferat<!--more--> (pe care \u00eel spune unor tipi cu sim\u0163ul umorului la fel de dezvoltat, care \u015ftiu s\u0103 delimiteze gluma de insult\u0103). Deci, politicianul verde te poate aborda cam \u00een felul urm\u0103tor: &#8222;<em>W\u0103i, e\u015fti un pidaras&#8230; \u00een sensul bun al cuv\u00e2ntului<\/em>&#8222;. \u00cen cazul \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi las\u0103 interlocutorul masc\u0103, nu \u00eel las\u0103 totu\u015fi \u00een aer \u015fi \u00eei poveste\u015fte bancul ce culmineaz\u0103 cu poanta de care face at\u00e2ta haz.<\/p>\n<p>Presupun c\u0103 l-a preluat din arsenalul lui Valeriu Ghile\u0163chi, episcopul evangheli\u015ftilor din RM, inclus pe lista candida\u0163ilor PLDM pentru alegerile parlamentare din aprilie, care a promis c\u0103 va sta la straja familiei heterosexuale, c\u0103 va ac\u0163iona prin toate mijloacele ca s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din Legea antidiscriminare sintagma &#8222;orientare sexual\u0103&#8221; \u015fi va face tot posibilul s\u0103 interzic\u0103 manifest\u0103rile stradale ale minorit\u0103\u0163ilor sexuale.<\/p>\n<p>\u0162in s\u0103 constat \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103 sunt fraier cu a\u015ftept\u0103rile mele exagerate vizavi de politicieni, care reu\u015fesc s\u0103-\u015fi creeze \u00een mass-media o imagine decent\u0103, de oameni superiori, care nu-i pot ofensa pe al\u0163i oameni \u00een baza gusturilor sexuale, nici m\u0103car &#8222;glumind&#8221;. Dar asta e, nu e vinovat Filat c\u0103 sunt un naiv \u015fi l-am idealizat, c\u00e2nd, de fapt, eu \u015fi cei ca mine vom fi \u00eentotdeauna \u0163api isp\u0103\u015fitori sau, cel pu\u0163in, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t vor fi ei majoritari&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Enervant\" href=\"http:\/\/enervant.wordpress.com\" target=\"_blank\">Enervant<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gre\u015fi\u0163i atunci c\u00e2nd v\u0103 imagina\u0163i c\u0103 candida\u0163ii la fotoliile parlamentare din RM sunt lipsi\u0163i de sim\u0163ul umorului. \u00cel au aproape to\u0163i, \u00eentr-o m\u0103sur\u0103 mai mare sau mai mic\u0103. Totu\u015fi, cel mai \u00eenzestrat dintre ei e Vlad Filat, care obi\u015fnuie\u015fte s\u0103 glumeac\u0103 foarte original cu extrase din bancul s\u0103u preferat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":780,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/780"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11045"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11118,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11045\/revisions\/11118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}