{"id":14125,"date":"2009-04-10T20:07:53","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curaj.net\/?p=14125"},"modified":"2009-04-10T20:07:53","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:07:53","slug":"situatia-de-acum-intr-o-forma-putin-mai-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/?p=14125","title":{"rendered":"Situatia de acum intr-o forma putin mai&#8230; funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"16px;\">Concurs intre diversele servicii de securitate.<br \/>\nProba e urmatoarea: se da drumul unui maimutoi in jungla, sa se ascunda.<br \/>\nDupa o jumatate de ora, iese echipa de agenti sa gaseasca maimutoiul si sa-l aduca inapoi.<br \/>\nCistiga serviciul de securitate care aduce maimutoiul in cel mai scurt timp.<br \/>\nEchipa C.I.A. se intoarce cu maimutoiul dupa 15 minute.<br \/>\nEchipa K.G.B. dupa 30 de minute.<br \/>\nEchipa Securitatii vine <\/span><!--more--><span style=\"16px;\">dupa doua minute cu un elefant.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar acesta este un elefant domnilor, zice contrariat un membru al juriului.<br \/>\n&#8211; Vi se pare, raspunde unul dintre securisti, la ancheta a recunoscut ca e maimutoi.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Concurs intre diversele servicii de securitate. Proba e urmatoarea: se da drumul unui maimutoi in jungla, sa se ascunda. Dupa o jumatate de ora, iese echipa de agenti sa gaseasca maimutoiul si sa-l aduca inapoi. Cistiga serviciul de securitate care aduce maimutoiul in cel mai scurt timp. Echipa C.I.A. se intoarce cu maimutoiul dupa 15 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4236,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14125"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4236"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14125"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14303,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14125\/revisions\/14303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}