{"id":6698,"date":"2008-11-26T22:04:57","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T20:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curaj.net\/?p=6698"},"modified":"2008-11-26T22:23:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T20:23:23","slug":"o-surpriza-americana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/?p=6698","title":{"rendered":"O surpriz\u0103 american\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>              Voronin, Stepaniuc \u015fi Stati, apuca\u0163i-v\u0103 de bocit! Biblioteca Congresului Statelor Unite ale Americii a decis scoaterea \u201climbii moldovene\u015fti\u201d din codurile ISO, coduri folosite \u00een sistemele informatice interna\u0163ionale, \u00een Internet, telefonie mobil\u0103.<br \/>\n\tV-au spus micii vo\u015ftri speciali\u015fti cam cum e treaba cu scoaterea din codurile alea americ\u0103ne\u015fti? \u0102ia dorm, afla\u0163i de aici. Draga voastr\u0103 \u201climb\u0103 moldoveaneasc\u0103\u201d e praf \u015fi pulbere! Oricum era clar pentru to\u0163i oamenii cu scaun la cap c\u0103 nu a existat niciodat\u0103 a\u015fa ceva, dar voi ave\u0163i idei fixe \u015fi <!--more-->nevoie de tratament.<br \/>\n\tUn exemplu de tratament util vou\u0103 este terapia prin muzic\u0103. \u00cencepe\u0163i cu c\u00eentecul \u201cNoi s\u00eentem rom\u00e2ni\u201d, continua\u0163i cu frumosul c\u00eentec milit\u0103resc \u00een care se zice c\u0103 \u201cfra\u0163ii \u00een veci vor fi fra\u0163i\u201d \u015fi \u00eencheia\u0163i cu cel numit \u201cC-a\u015fa-i rom\u00e2nul\u201d.<br \/>\n\tDac\u0103 vi se face r\u0103u, lua\u0163i telefonul, cel fix, pentru c\u0103 mobilul nu recunoa\u015fte \u201climba moldoveneasc\u0103\u201d, \u015fi porunci\u0163i s\u0103 vi se aduc\u0103 opera complete Vladimir Ilici Lenin \u015fi Iosif Visarionovici Stalin.<br \/>\n\tDup\u0103 ce ie\u015fi\u0163i din minunata lume a celor doi, arunca\u0163i la co\u015f toate calculatoarele de la toate institu\u0163iile pentru c\u0103 nu recunosc \u201climba moldoveneasc\u0103\u201d, cump\u0103ra\u0163i abace \u015fi pietricele pentru socotit.<br \/>\n\tA\u015fa c\u0103, gata!<br \/>\n\tLua\u0163i haine de doliu, face\u0163i o groap\u0103 \u015fi umple\u0163i o ma\u015fin\u0103 mortuar\u0103 cu dic\u0163ionarele lui Stati. Le \u00eengropa\u0163i, un praznic mic, be\u0163i, m\u00eenca\u0163i, face\u0163i o cruce ca buni cre\u015ftini \u015fi trece\u0163i la limba rom\u00e2n\u0103. A\u015fa e de c\u00eend lumea: mor\u0163ii cu mor\u0163ii \u015fi vii cu vii.<br \/>\n\tV-ar mai r\u0103m\u00eene o alternativ\u0103.Declara\u0163i r\u0103zboi Americii!<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tSebastian Deleanu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voronin, Stepaniuc \u015fi Stati, apuca\u0163i-v\u0103 de bocit! Biblioteca Congresului Statelor Unite ale Americii a decis scoaterea \u201climbii moldovene\u015fti\u201d din codurile ISO, coduri folosite \u00een sistemele informatice interna\u0163ionale, \u00een Internet, telefonie mobil\u0103. V-au spus micii vo\u015ftri speciali\u015fti cam cum e treaba cu scoaterea din codurile alea americ\u0103ne\u015fti? \u0102ia dorm, afla\u0163i de aici. Draga voastr\u0103 \u201climb\u0103 moldoveaneasc\u0103\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2403,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2403"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6698"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6700,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions\/6700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}