{"id":8661,"date":"2009-01-10T12:16:53","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T10:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curaj.net\/?p=8661"},"modified":"2009-02-15T13:06:05","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T11:06:05","slug":"ti-e-frig-bea-ceai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/?p=8661","title":{"rendered":"\u0162i-e frig? Bea ceai!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M-am distrat copios vizion\u00e2nd un scheci la un canal rusesc, \u00een care vojdiul proletariatului, Vladimir Ilici Lenin, aflat la Smoln\u00e2i, \u00een plin\u0103 revolu\u0163ie, se plimba g\u00e2nditor, cu m\u00e2inile la spate prin palatul s\u0103u. La intrare, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 grijuliu pe gardianul care \u00eel p\u0103zea: &#8211; Tovar\u0103\u015fe soldat<!--more-->, ai m\u00e2ncat ceva ast\u0103zi? &#8211; Nu! &#8211; Nu?\u00a0Atunci mergi imediat la culcare! Auzi, imediat!<\/p>\n<p>Cam aceea\u015fi solu\u0163ie la o situa\u0163ie de criz\u0103 a g\u0103sit tizul \u015fi succesorul s\u0103u ro\u015fu, Vladimir Voronin, care, prin intermediul autorit\u0103\u0163ilor, ne \u00eendeamn\u0103, \u00een cazul \u00een care va fi frig \u00een apartamente, s\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unimedia.md\/index.php?mod=home&amp;hmod=newsbyid&amp;id=8962\">consum\u0103m c\u00e2t mai mult&#8230; ceai<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Enervant\" href=\"http:\/\/enervant.wordpress.com\" target=\"_blank\">Enervant<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am distrat copios vizion\u00e2nd un scheci la un canal rusesc, \u00een care vojdiul proletariatului, Vladimir Ilici Lenin, aflat la Smoln\u00e2i, \u00een plin\u0103 revolu\u0163ie, se plimba g\u00e2nditor, cu m\u00e2inile la spate prin palatul s\u0103u. La intrare, \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 grijuliu pe gardianul care \u00eel p\u0103zea: &#8211; Tovar\u0103\u015fe soldat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":780,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/780"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8661"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10577,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8661\/revisions\/10577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}