{"id":8693,"date":"2009-01-11T01:04:32","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T23:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curaj.net\/?p=8693"},"modified":"2009-01-11T01:04:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T23:04:32","slug":"o-uratura-de-week-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/?p=8693","title":{"rendered":"O uratura de week-end"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(De la lume adunate)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Aho ! Aho ! copii si fra\u0163i,<br \/>\nL\u00e2nga sobe v-aduna\u0163i,<br \/>\n\u015ei cuv\u00e2ntu-mi asculta\u0163i,<br \/>\nC\u0103 de altfel \u00eenghe\u0163a\u0163i.<br \/>\n <!--more--><br \/>\nC\u0103 pe-aici pe la Moldova,<br \/>\nCa \u015fi-n toata Europa,<br \/>\nMul\u0163umita tot lui Vova,<br \/>\nNe mai \u00eencalzeste soba.<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 Vova cel Viteaz,<br \/>\nNu mai vrea s\u0103 d\u0103ie GAZ,<br \/>\nChiar de-nghea\u0163\u0103 lumea azi,<br \/>\n\u015ei stau cu \u0163ur\u0163uri la nas.<\/p>\n<p>Din Ukraina \u015fi Slovacia,<br \/>\n Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi Croa\u0163ia,<br \/>\nFran\u0163a, Bosnia, Bulgaria,<br \/>\nModovenii din Italia.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen Europa-i mare frig,<br \/>\n Se-ncalzesc to\u0163i cu &#8222;Tizic&#8221;.<br \/>\nIar la noi \u00een Chi\u015fin\u0103u,<br \/>\nTo\u0163i s\u0103rbatoresc \u015fi beu.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen loc de GAZ \u00eei dau cu Vodka,<br \/>\nC\u0103-i tot de acolo de la Vovka.<br \/>\n Dar asta e &#8211; Mare necaz,<br \/>\n Lumea-n ghea\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 Gaz.<\/p>\n<p> Dar na-i ce-i face, a\u015fa-i la noi,<br \/>\nUnde te-ntorci numai &#8222;Cioroi&#8221;.<br \/>\nDar ce-i cu asta, ian scula\u0163i,<br \/>\nC\u00eet o s\u0103 sta\u0163i \u015fi-o s\u0103-nghe\u0163a\u0163i ?<\/p>\n<p>Sui\u0163i pe-o roat\u0103 de Camaz<br \/>\n\u015ei striga\u0163i cu to\u0163ii: GAZ! GAZ! GAAAAAZ !!!<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nAutor necunoscut<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(De la lume adunate) Aho ! Aho ! copii si fra\u0163i, L\u00e2nga sobe v-aduna\u0163i, \u015ei cuv\u00e2ntu-mi asculta\u0163i, C\u0103 de altfel \u00eenghe\u0163a\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":420,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,7,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8693"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/420"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8693"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8695,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8693\/revisions\/8695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sergiubrega.com\/curajnet\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}